Consolation Prize

I am a 25-year-old artist, musician, and lover of words and food. I reside in Oakland, California.
sofapizza: just takin our pets out for a strut. I don’t even know what my life is anymore

sofapizza:

just takin our pets out for a strut.

I don’t even know what my life is anymore

vegansaurus: It is a PIE CRUST made out of CINNAMON ROLLS. Recipe, too! Well, a hacked recipe, but a hacked recipe we can all make! Stormka is a freaking genius, I’m gonna kill my boyfriend just so I can marry her. Sorry, sweetie! Cinnamon roll pie crust trumps love because you see, it IS love. I don’t know, my priorities are all outta whack. Also, why did I have to kill my boyfriend to be with someone else?? I think I got that idea from The Rules.  OH MY CRUSTY GOD.

vegansaurus:

It is a PIE CRUST made out of CINNAMON ROLLS. Recipe, too! Well, a hacked recipe, but a hacked recipe we can all make! Stormka is a freaking genius, I’m gonna kill my boyfriend just so I can marry her. Sorry, sweetie! Cinnamon roll pie crust trumps love because you see, it IS love. I don’t know, my priorities are all outta whack. Also, why did I have to kill my boyfriend to be with someone else?? I think I got that idea from The Rules. 

OH MY CRUSTY GOD.